Wednesday, 23 July 2008

Khir Toyo And The Extremists

I blame the botox.

Injecting too much of it into your face does weird things to your brain.

It gives you delusions of grandeur. And evidently a bad case of racism as well.

Take the case of this village idiot, for example.

Khir Toyo is of the opinion that UMNO's failure in courting PAS to jointly rule Selangor was proven by the fact that Anwar was being supported by 'extremist' Chinese and Indians via opposition party DAP and the Hindu Rights Action Force (Hindraf).

It wasn't UMNO's fault that they lost Selangor.

Oh no, UMNO can do no wrong.

It's just the nasty little Indians and Chinese messing things up. Heck, Malaysia would have economically kicked the collective behinds of USA, UK, Singapore, Germany, Japan and the rest if it weren't for the pesky little Chinese and Indians.

Malay unity, baby!!

Now I'm a sixth-generation Malaysian, and I'm quite distressed and disgusted to see trash like this in my country.

So I'm going to ask nicely, and I'm going to ask quietly..

.. can someone send the bloody Indon back to where he came from??!!

Thank you.


walla said...

also for the aeronautical engineer..

fergie said...

Can't stand this man either! Botox eh? Doesn't make him look any better, I must say ... hehehe. These desperados using the divide and rule method time and again so we need to show them that we decent MALAYSIANS are NOT extremist and would like to live in harmony and see our country and its people prosper together.

Sam/Asir said...

somebody oughta send him to timbuktu..

is this guy for real??

Crankshaft said...

Alright walla, who are you? Spit out the truth, dude.

Fergie - stupid and ugly seem to go hand in hand.

sam/asir, unfortunately he is.

walla said...

someone who's gonna ask you out for dinner at Bombay Palace, that's who i am.

tzarina said...

Wonderful blog you got here. This is my first stop only. Will be checking you out.

Give dem hell!

Anotha sista...

Crankshaft said...

Walla, should I be checking my phone for smses?

Thanks tzarina, I've linked you. :)

walla said...

i need a number to call, or an email to write to; we can explicate the karman-tsien expression if politics bore.

Crankshaft said...

The email address is on my profile, in the 'about me' section.

WTF said...

You should see the weeping face of Kill Toyol on the night of 8th March 2008 after Barisan Najis was kicked out from Selangor .

WY Kam 甘永元 said...

indon indeed. wonder why indonesians are malay, and da rest of us are 2nd class citizens

Anonymous said...

The real extremist is him, the real toyol!

Blah laaaaaa

missjolie said... this post. cracked me up. you are one helluva writer. i just wanna keep going! u go girl!