1. One midnight, Najib had a tiff with Rosmah. Annoyed, he set off alone for supper. On the way, he bumped into a robber.
"Give me all your money!!" the robber demanded.
Najib was very angry, "How dare you? I am the honourable Prime Minister!"
The robber said, "Well, then ... return all my money."
2. One fine day, Najib, Muhyiddin and some MPs were on the way to a meeting when they all got into an accident and were rushed to the hospital.
The reporters were waiting at the hospital waiting room, when the doctor came out and shook his head, "We have done our best to rescue the PM but ..."
The reporters asked, "How about Muhyiddin?"
The doctor replied quietly, "We were unable to rescue him either ..."
"Then who have you saved?" the reporters wanted to know.
The doctor exclaimed, "Malaysia!!!!"
3. Samy Vellu visited the psychiatric hospital. All the patients cheered and clapped for him but there was one patient who ignored Samy.
Samy: Why does he not welcome me?
Doctor: He is now normal and waiting to be discharged today.
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