He's a virgin. Bless his little black heart.
After claiming he'd been done in, what ... 8 times on different occasions, Saiful Bukhari Azlan is evidently still fresh meat. Well, sort of.
No anal penetration, and no trace of any foreign objects violating that sacred hole, which has been subject to much speculation over the past few weeks.
Looks like politicians from Barisan Nasional can find a new career as C-grade playwriters with their obvious ability to resurrect old plots and flog them to life repeatedly.
They're going to be out of a job soon, anyway.
Really, I don't know how these people pray 5 times a day. I'd be too ashamed to face my Maker.