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Thursday, 15 October 2009

Political Chameleon

The thing about these political types is that they are natural pots with an affinity for calling the kettle black.

Take Kera Jantan for example - he is a study in contradictions.

He is also capable of saying the most ludicrous things with a straight face:

Malaysians are now faced with the choice between two political fronts - Barisan Nasional, which has developed the country to its current heights, or Pakatan Rakyat which continues to divide the people.

It is our responsibility to expose the true colours of the opposition – that they are no true coalition and are not bound by any shared principle.

What exists is merely a casual relationship, void of any moral principle, genuine affinity or mutual respect. They are a coalition willing to be in cahoots merely to topple BN, dreaming of Putrajaya.

The Kera must have had a bout of high fever coupled with multiple concussions, which has obviously resulted in severe brain damage, loss of memory and comprehension skills.

He is describing everything that is wrong with Barisan Nasional, his own party, but instead claiming that those are Pakatan Rakyat's woes.

In other words, he is a pot calling the kettle black.

You'd think he'd be smart enough to stop there. Nope.

Just today, he called for Malays and Umno to "get rid of siege mentality". The Kera is actually referring to the ridiculous protection of the Malay special position and consequently the New Economic Policy (NEP).

This is coming from the guy who has whined about the Malays in Penang being marginalised in his bid to play up racial issues. This is the guy who has fiercely protected the NEP since he also benefits generously from it.

That is quite a U-turn. In fact, if he was a car, he'd need handbrakes to achieve that sort of sudden turn-about.

Looks like he is pandering to the crowds again, though at this point, I am confused as to whom he wishes to please.

Saying the Malays have siege mentality is frankly a chronic case of the pot calling the kettle black.

It's quite embarrassing for me to witness this sort of thing. The Kera however, seems to take it in his stride.

You may remember how he once referred to PKR as Projek Khinzir Raksasa (or Giant Pig Project).

He wasn't expecting the response he got.

Fortunately, people do point out the pot's blackness.

7 comments:

Starmandala said...

Whack whack whack! Ooooh... what a delicious sound you make when you're cracking that whip! Do it again, Cranky...

Anonymous said...

Hi Ms Crankshaft

Should I do the following?
Should I push for this new medical condition to be included in the next edition of the DSM
(Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders)?
MPPD or Multiple Political Personality Disorder

We've already contributed "Nipah Virus" to the list of medical conditions. So, how about MPPD?
Kindly advise, Ms Crankshaft.

Phua Kai Lit

Anonymous said...

KJ's Twit during fights in Bagan Pinang on polling day

"Pukul Pukul pukul!! tapi muka pakai terban"!

True leadership =]

Crankster said...

Hi Phua Kai Lit,

I think it is your duty as a peace-loving citizen to push for the introduction of this new medical condition.

Crankshaft

Crankster said...

LOL Antares!! Credit does not go to me. It's the stupidity of the Umno politicians especially, that invite my wrath.

DelCapo, I would say leadership by example. And none finer than KJ.

Anonymous said...

kera jantan = male monkey !!??

resident.wangsamaju said...

He reminds me of a cab driver.