Dude. Plug that hole.
And I'm referring to his mouth, and not the other end, lest you think I am suggesting he go get himself sodomised.
Though it wouldn't be a bad idea considering how sodomy has become so in vogue these days.
But I digress.
It astounds me that Pak Lah even bothers to declare assurances anymore. Everyone knows he lies as fluently as he snores.
Any occasion where Pak Lah utters the truth (even by accident) would be an occasion to celebrate. A moment to commemorate. Time to bring out the champagne and make a toast..
It would be as rare, unexpected, unbelievable - perhaps even confusing as, say ... pink bananas.
Now Pak Lah is either ignorant of the reputation he possesses, or in severe denial. I'd say the latter is a higher possibility.
It doesn't, however, stop him from getting offended when the USA stated that it would oppose any politically motivated investigation or prosecution against Anwar.
"The United States seems to harbour prejudice against us. The Government will not intervene in any investigation. The team carrying out the probe are professionals and they know their duties."
In your dreams. Liar.
There are no professionals left in the police force. The judiciary has its hands tied behind. This investigation is probably an exercise in futility.
I expect to see mattresses being brought to court again.
But Pak Lah cannot take the credit for being the biggest liar yet. Someone else takes the cake:
Malaysian deputy Prime Minister Najib Razak also assailed the American government for implying that the investigation could be biased.
"It is not politically motivated. The thought never even crossed our minds," he said.
I was still laughing 3 hours later.
As I said, the truth is like pink bananas.